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| Mr 7UP says that you have to read these stories or he be mad, and you don't want to see him mad... |
WARRIORS OF ZIMBABWE
Zelda, the evil warrior of Zanzibar, looked over the pilaged land of Zimbabwe. She saw the dead corpses lying on the ground. She decided to dig in!
Zelda picked up the deceased Zimbabwian general and sank her teeth in to him. Mmmm, she thought, but then she though it was a bit chewy. Gore spilled all over her face and later, she bathed in the general's bllod. Then, the Ancient Zimbabwian Warriors came down in their B-2 stealt bombers and blew Zelda to a bloody pulp.
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