Hey Everybody! Email me with your questions! I'll answer anything! Remember my e-mail address is: jeamers@northwinds.net Any questions are accepted!
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Q: Dear Jeamers,
What the hell is toejam, anyway?
Jon, 31, MI
A: Dear Jon,
The grotty stuff that collects between your toes, of course. A "toejam football" is the disgusting ellipsoid that forms when you rub it with your finger. What significance it has... I'd just as soon not know.
Jeamers
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Q: Dear Jeamers,
Why is the word "AMBULANCE" typically stenciled backwards on the front of an ambulance? C.L., Washington, D.C.
A: I'm sure many people think this is a dumb question, however, I'm guessing you're doing the best you can. It's so when the ambulance comes up behind your car, you'll be able to read the word "AMBULANCE" the right way in your rear-view mirror.
Jeamers
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