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| just some guys to watch out for |
THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT AND ACCUSED!
Hey everybody, Jeanmarie here. I'm making this page to WARN you about certain guys.
The first guy I would like to warn you about is really sweet, you can talk to him about anything! He's darn near perfect, except for the fact that he is so completely HORNY you can't stand it! He writes you bad/nasty letters and is overall a pervert. He has a block head and a large nose (abnormally large pecs... similar to boobs). BEWARE OF HIM! He'll spread rumors about you and is a freak. Let's just call him "Bob" for now (but remember the names have been changed to protect the innocent and accused).
The next guy I would like to tell you about could very well be a compulsive liar. He is really charming.. and is one of those guys who everybody loves. However, his little jokes offend people, cause people pain, are are absolutely not true. He has a tendencey to lie all the time. He doesn't mean to hurt you intentionally, but he does. Don't get me wrong.. he's a great guy. I'll call him George. George also consumes alcohol and drugs.. >:(
I'm going to sum up two guys I know right now into one, because they're both pretty much the same. I'll call them Fred and Doug. Fred and Doug "pretend" that they like you. You go out a couple times with them.. they compliment you, you have an overall great time with them. It's like they are majorly LEADING you on... which, of course, makes you really excited, because you think they are perfect!!!! Then... it happens. Fred asks another girl out the day after you do something together, and Doug tells you that the likes your best friend much more than you and lists reasons why.. JERKS!!!
Another guy I would like to warn you about I will call Brad. He is a real cutie! Here's the deal. You two are going out and you like each other very much.. BUT HE NEVER EVER TALKS TO YOU!!! He never calls, and you never do stuff together.. you ask youself "why the heck are we going out," so you try to talk to him about it and he get's mad.. Go figure?!
Brad looks similar to a snapping turtle :)
That's all I can relate to or think of right now, but I'm sure more will be added as the year goes on... because MEN ARE JERKS!!! |
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