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| CELINE DION "Because you Loved Me" -For all those times you stood by me -For all those times you stirred my meat "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" -It was more than any laws allow -It was more than all your lousy love "My Heart Will Go On" -and I belive that the heart does go on -and I belive the hot dogs go on AQUA "Barbie Girl" -Come on Barbie, Let's go party -Come on Barbie, Let's go potty HANSON "mmm bop" -can you tell me ? you say you can but you don't know Can you tell me which flowers going to grow ? -can you tell me ? Lion King on the land that grows Can you tell me which cub is going to grow ? "Where's the Love" -Conscience is fading -I'm constipated "With You in Your Dreams" -Don't look back at this time as a time of heartbreak and distress -Don't look back at this time as the time the frog begins to dress "Yearbook" -Hey Jamie, you've been a great friend to me, hope that I'll still see you around here -H-M-E You've been a gray hen to knee BARENAKED LADIES "Be My Yoko Ono" -just to have you as my very own personal Venus -just to have you as my very own personal penis GREENDAY "Time of Your Life" -Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road -Another turnip boy, a ford stuck in his throat MADONNA "Material Girl" -...a material girl... -..i'm a Cheerio girl... "Ray of Light" -And I feel like I just got home -And I feel like a disco ball "Secret" -Happiness lies in your own hands -A penis lies in your own hands "Vogue" -Lauren, Katherine, Lana too Bette Davis, we love you -Why they're famous we don't know But Paula Abdul's got to go MONKEES "Daydream Believer" -Cheer up, sleepy Jean -Cheer up, sweet bejesus "I'm a Believer" -Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer -Then I saw her face, now I'm a billy bird "Mary Mary" -I've done more now than a clear-thinking man would do. -I've done more now than a pissed stinkinman would do. "You Just May Be the One" -All men must... have someone -Oh, Nimbus... have someone SARAH MCLACHLAN "I Will Remember You" -Don't let your life pass you by, weep not for the memories. -Don't let your life pass you by, whiffle balls of memory. "Building a Mystery" -You strut your rasta wear and a suicide poem -you stretched your ass to where, in the suicide home? SAVAGE GARDEN "I Want You" -Like a chica-cherry-cola -Drinkin' chicken cherry cola "I Want You" -Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola -Drink like a chicken drinking cola "Truly, Madly, Deeply" -I want to bathe with you in the sea... -I want to mate with you in the sea... |
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