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| Aries (March 21-April 19): Since I'm an Aries too, you rock! I sense some tension in your life right now, possibly having to do with your crush. Well, don't worry... Aries are know to get paranoid, just put a smile on your face, and everything will work out! Lucky Number - 3 Star Food - Spud --------------- Pisces (February 19-March 20): Pisces, or fish, are very dominant creatures, but need to be more confident. They always beat up on themselves... which you need to work on. Pices are usually shy and caring, but at other times can get very hyper! Lucky Number - 77 Star Food - Twinkes --------------- Taurus (April 20-May 20): I see wealth in your future, so be careful where you walk, you might accidentially walk past that $50 bill meant just for you. Star Food - Pizza --------------- Gemini (May 21-June 20): In order for your ideal future to work out, you must do something that you absolutely do not want to do this week! Lucky Number - 5 Star Food - Mac n' Cheese --------------- Cancer (June 21 -July 22): You have no idea how much your sweetheart loves you! Cancer's tend to worry a lot, so try not to... most of the time there isn't anything to worry about. Also, do something extreme today and don't worry about the outcome... just do it! Lucky Number - 7 Star Food - Cheese --------------- Leo (July 23-August 22): I dare you to chew a piece of gum and swallow it today! If you do, Jeamers will bring you great fortune! Lucky Number - 6 Star Food - Gum --------------- Virgo (August 23 - September 22): The next time you hear music, you will be so inspired that you will begin to spin in circles and fall over! Lucky Number - 23 Star Food - Cereal --------------- Libra (September 23-October 22): Do not come into direct contact with scissors and tin foil! I'm warning you! Lucky Number - 45 Star Food - Alpo --------------- Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): I predict a LDR is giving you trouble at the moment. Make sure you show them you care, otherwise prepare for rejectment. Oh yeah...If you go to: www.maxpages.com/hyperness Jeamers will bring you great fortune! Lucky Number - 41 Star Food - Cookies --------------- Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Oh my gosh what's wrong with you man?!! You are one messed up person!! Stay indoors at all times!! GEEZ!! Lucky Number - 33 Star Food - Malt O Meal --------------- Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Capricorns are know to get WAY too hyper... so be careful when being around any type of sharp object! Oh yeah... one more thing, in order for you to have a great future, I dare you to: 1) Stick out your right arm 2) Stick out your left arm 3) Lift up your right leg 4) Stick out your head 5) While doing all of the above, lift up your left leg Lucky Number - 27 Star Food - Chicken --------------- Aquarius (January 20-February 18): You will see many neato frito images that will boggle your mind. Geepers, you might want to get that checked out by a doctor! Lucky Number - 14 Star Food - Pasta |
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