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Hello Everybody!
These are some awesome Mad-Libs that you can easily print out and do. They are so fun!! To find more Mad-Libs go to: www.webcomics.com/madlib
Here's a couple of my favorites:

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BREAK-UP LETTER OF SWEET REVENGE
NAME OF AN EX,
Who the CUSS WORD do you think you are?!?! I bet you thought you were real TEXTURE
just playing me for the NOUN!!! Well, guess what you ADJECTIVE WORD THAT
DESCRIBES YOUR EX you were wrong!!!! I caught on to your NOUN !!! I know
that you were VERB (ING) around with your ex NAME OF YOUR B/F OR G/F\'S
EX!!! The other day when I went to the PLACE YOU GO OFTEN I saw the two of
you VERB (ING) !! I wanted to go up to you and VERB you so TEXTURE that your
BODY PART would be numb!! Well, enough about my anger, let me tell you about how
I have been moving on..... LAST WEEK, OR LAST MONTH while I was VERB
(ING) at NAME OF STORE, the PART OF VEHICLE of my TYPE OF
VEHICLE was VERB (ED) by some DO YOU LIKE GUY OR GIRL with
sunglasses on. He/She looked familiar but I was not sure who he/she was. He/she came
up to me to apologize for what he/she had done to my TYPE OF VEHICLE. Then,
he/she took off his/her ARTICLE OF CLOTHING and I relized that it was
CELEBRITY YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON!! He/She told me that he/she saw me from
a distance and really wanted to VERB me so he/she decided to do something
ADJECTIVE to my vehicle so he/she could meet me! As soon as I heard that, I told
him/her to take me to his/her CONDO, BEACH HOUSE and VERB me all night long!
Now, we are a couple and we have great NOUN !! His/her BODY PART is way more
pleasing than yours ever was! So,you DUMB, STUPID, ETC BODY PART
ANIMAL, as you have read, I am doing GREAT! I hope things are working out for you
with that new ANIMAL girlfriend/boyfriend of yours! I always knew you belonged on a
farm, but not as a person though, as the ANIMAL that you are!!! Have a nice life,and
DON'T CALL!!!!!!!!-------------------------- The Perfect ARE YOU A MAN OR
WOMAN you gave up for a(n) ANIMAL,-------- YOUR NAME

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THE DAY OF DOOM
I heard knock at my door. I ran to answere it, it was PERSON! He/She VERB (ED) on
top of me. I yelled EXCLAMATION and ran and told PERSON He/She said why
dont you go to the Bowling Ally. I said PHRASE and quikly ran into the ROOM IN
THE HOUSE to I was looking in the NOUN and found some NOUN !
EXCLAMATION i said. I could use these/this. I VERB (ED) and told PERSON
PHRASE! Just then PERSON started VERB (ING) me! All of the sudden I woke up
and I was in my NOUN ! What a ADJECTIVE day!

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CAUGHT!
I guess I've been going out with NAME OF A GIRL for about NUMBER years now,
but she has never satisfied me sexually. We do it a least NUMBER time(s) every
weekday, and twice that on the weekends. I just haven't had the guts to tell her she sucks.
Lately I have been pleasing myself about NUMBER hours a day, NUMBER days a
week. You can bet my BODY PART is getting tired! Sometimes it turns colors.
Yesterday it was COLOR, and today it was COLOR. I told my TYPE OF DOCTOR
about it, and I was told to stop VERB (ING) it for a few days. I agreed, mainly because
I didn't want NAME OF A GIRL finding out, but also so it wouldn't fall off. Well,
yesterday she caught me masturbating to the ARTICLE OF CLOTHING section of
POPULAR MAGAZINE magazine. I was so embarrased, that I started VERB (ING).
She just VERB (ED) in my face and stormed out the door. It's been about NUMBER
weeks now since I have seen NAME OF A GIRL. Since then my BODY PART has
turned, COLOR, COLOR, and COLOR. I wish I had never begun masturbating. At
least I would still have NAME OF A GIRL and my BODY PART would never have
fallen off!

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WHITE KID LOST IN THE PROJECTS
Hello my name is YOUR NAME , and I would like to to tell you what happened to me
when I got lost in the projects. It was an ADJECTIVE day, sort of like this one. I
VERB (ED) out of my house sipping, on LIQUID and not really enjoying the taste of it.
I started to feel kinda of ADJECTIVE on the inside...but I got into my TYPE OF CAR
and headed on my way. As I pondered on what a INSULTING ADJECTIVE,
INSULTING ADJECTIVE ignorant CUSSWORD BESIDES DAMN my dad is
being for sending me on this trip, I realized that I had missed my turn off. There was this
ADJECTIVE smell pouring into the car and it smelled like a/an ANIMAL was being
VERB (ED) by a flaming garbageman. I pulled over and saw LIQUID gushing out from
under my car. HATEFUL EXCLAMATION, I screamed at the top of lungs toward the
houses nearby. Soon several NATIONALITY men carrying large HAND HELD
WEAPON (S) and wearing red disco pants came slowly walkind toward me. Doing my
best to fit in, I faked it and said to them, AN EXCLAMATION USING
SLANG/CUSS WORDS It didn't work, because they got these ADJECTIVE looks
on thier faces. I couldn't help but notice the disco pants and that they all had TYPE OF
HAIRCUT (S) on thier heads. One of them offered me some A DRUG for NUMBER
dollars, but I told them EXCLAMATION and then they knew I meant business. I
sprayed one of them in the eyes with CAN OF SOMETHING THAT SPRAYS and
took off running all the way back to my ADJECTIVE INSULTING ADJECTIVE
house.

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