Y2K Your Way - By Joe Jasek - Comedy & Humor - http://maxpages.com/spoons/Y2K_Your

Now for the interactive part of the web site. This is simple enough but I might as well explain it. This is "Y2K Your Way" which means you choose what happens to you. Just click on your option when you are given a choice. This will automatically take you to the next part of the story. Pretty cool, huh! So sit back, mouse in hand, and enjoy! By the way, just to catch you up on some things, it's December 31, 1999, you're a guy, (sorry ladies) and you have a huge crush on a girl named Stacy. Good luck!

You’re dancing slowly. You had finally gotten enough courage to ask Stacy to dance and she said yes! You look into each other’s eyes. It gets very cold all of a sudden. The music stops and everyone is staring at you and laughing. You look down. You are standing there in your boxers!
You wake up sweating. You let out a moan. A perfect dream ruined! You throw on a pair of jeans and grab a T-shirt from your closet. You have a party to throw and you have to get ready. You grab your CD player and head downstairs.
"Sleep well?" your mom asks.
"Yeah" you reply. "I fell asleep around one." You go to the basement to set up your CD player and CD’s. You are having seven of your friends over for a huge millennium party. Well, it’s not huge, but hey, what do you want? Stacy was coming too. You have a huge basement, but you can open the door to the garage and make it even bigger. You hook up your strobe light in the corner of the room. Like the idiot you are you plug it in and blow a fuse. You find an extra fuse in the closet and fix it. Finally, everything was done. You roll onto a couch and sleep.
You wake up about four hours later. Yes you do wake up. This is not one of those annoying stories where everything is a dream. Everyone was supposed to come in about an hour. You make yourself a horseradish and liverwurst sandwich and sit down to watch cartoons. Hey, Wile E. Coyote blowing himself up will never get old!
Steve and Chris were the first to arrive. Then came Stacy and her friends. John was late as usual. You play DJ for a while. Steve and John went into their little break dancing routine when you play "Will 2K" you are about to ask Stacy to dance when the clock hits 11:55. You all sit down around the TV set. Dick Clark was on saying
"With only minutes until the turn of the new millennium, crowds all over New York wait patiently. You all count down. 5,4..."
Now you decide what happens. When we last left you were all gathered around a TV counting down. You have a few choices.
-If you want Y2K to make all the computers go on the fritz, click here
-If you want aliens to land in your back yard, click here
-If you want nothing to happen and celebrate it normally, click here
-If you want the world to end right then and there, click here

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