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| By Joe Jasek |
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A Parody of Britney Spear's "Lucky"Early morning, she wakes up: Beauty magazines on the floor. Her crusty makeup, toothless smile, she's a total, complete eyesore. They go... "Isn't she ugly, this bland, homely girl?" And they say... She's so ugly; she's a troll, And she cry, cry, cries in her gruesome world, thinking... Acne surrounds me almost all the time. Why must I look like Frankenstein? Old ladies shiver, children scream. She walks by a cat and it threw up. Cause her hair is thinning, and her breath's forbidden, And pimples, how many has she popped? They go... "Isn't she ugly, this bland,homely girl?" And they say... She's so ugly, she's a troll, And she cry, cry, cries in her gruesome world, thinking... Acne surrounds me almost all the time. Why must I look like Frankenstein? "Best mustache, and the winner is...Ahhh!" "I'm Susan Kitt for Pop News standing in a dark alley running from her. "Oh my God...here she comes! Ahhhh!" Isn't she ugly; this bland, homely girl? She is so ugly, no wonder she cries. Acne surrounds her, almost all the time. She looks like Frankenstein. She's so ugly; she's a troll, And she cry, cry, cries in her gruesome world, thinking... Acne surrounds me almost all the time. Why must I look like Frankenstein? September 2000 |
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