A parody of Sisqo's "Thong Song"
This grill here,
Is letting all the ladies know
What guys talk about in the summer.
You know, the finer things in life.
Check it out.
Ooh that burger so delish.
Its the Fourth of July and I cant resist.
See you baking those things like pork and fish,
Then you chow on down on a cheese knish.
Youre making barbecue sauce so hot.
A couple pickles on my burger would hit the spot.
Sittin in the shade is my grand pop
Chillin, drinking a Cherry Coke-a.
Im just cooking in the sun, sun, sun.
Lets have some fun, fun, fun.
Baby, shake your buns, buns, buns.
I think Ill sing it again.
Im just cooking in the sun, sun, sun.
Lets have some fun, fun, fun.
All night long, let me see those tongs.
Cmon! Ready, set, go!
Cooking up a Sloppy Joe.
Boy, I know you want to show
Those tong, tong, tong, tong, tongs!
Cmon! Ready, set, go!
Cooking up a Sloppy Joe.
Boy, I know you want to show
Those tong, tong, tong, tong, tongs!
Listen, that burger so delish.
Its the Fourth of July and I cant resist.
And hes baking those things like pork and fish,
Then he chows on down on a cheese knish.
Hes making barbecue sauce so hot.
A couple pickles on my burger would hit the spot.
Sittin in the shade is my grand pop,
Chillin, drinking a Cherry Coke-a.
Im just cooking in the sun, sun, sun.
Lets have some fun, fun, fun.
Baby, shake your buns, buns, buns.
I think Ill sing it again.
Im just cooking in the sun, sun, sun.
Lets have some fun, fun, fun.
All night long, let me see those tongs.
Cmon! Ready, set, go!
Cooking up a Sloppy Joe.
Boy, I know you want to show
Those tong, tong, tong, tong, tongs!
Cmon! Ready, set, go!
Cooking up a Sloppy Joe.
Boy, I know you want to show
Those tong, tong, tong, tong, tongs!
Cmon! Ready, set, go!
Cooking up a Sloppy Joe.
Boy, I know you want to show
Those tong, tong, tong, tong, tongs!
Cmon! Ready, set, go!
Cooking up a Sloppy Joe.
Boy, I know you want to show
Those tong, tong, tong, tong, tongs!
That burger looks delish.
Its the Fourth of July and I cant resist.
See ya baking those things like pork and fish,
Then you chow on down on a cheese knish, what.
Youre making barbecue sauce so hot.
A couple pickles on my burger would hit the spot.
Sittin in the shade is my grand pop,
Chillin, drinking a Cherry Coke-a.
Im just cooking in the sun, sun, sun.
Lets have some fun, fun, fun.
Baby, shake your buns, buns, buns.
I think Ill sing it again.
Cuz Im just cooking in the sun, sun, sun.
Lets have some fun, fun, fun.
Baby, shake your buns, buns, buns.
Uh, I think Ill sing it again, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, yeah.
Baby, those tongs
Baby
Listen
I said Id like a steak.
I dont think you heard me.
I said I like the way
You cook those things.
I see your buddy
Cooking chicken.
The thighs, the legs, the breasts, drumsticks
Oh, please feed me, baby, oh.
May 2000
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