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Tong Song
By Joe Jasek


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A parody of Sisqo's "Thong Song"


This grill here,
Is letting all the ladies know
What guys talk about in the summer.
You know, the finer things in life.
Check it out.

Ooh that burger so delish.
It’s the Fourth of July and I can’t resist.
See you baking those things like pork and fish,
Then you chow on down on a cheese knish.
You’re making barbecue sauce so hot.
A couple pickles on my burger would hit the spot.
Sittin’ in the shade is my grand pop
Chillin’, drinking a Cherry Coke-a.

I’m just cooking in the sun, sun, sun.
Let’s have some fun, fun, fun.
Baby, shake your buns, buns, buns.
I think I’ll sing it again.

I’m just cooking in the sun, sun, sun.
Let’s have some fun, fun, fun.
All night long, let me see those tongs.

C’mon! Ready, set, go!
Cooking up a Sloppy Joe.
Boy, I know you want to show
Those tong, tong, tong, tong, tongs!

C’mon! Ready, set, go!
Cooking up a Sloppy Joe.
Boy, I know you want to show
Those tong, tong, tong, tong, tongs!

Listen, that burger so delish.
It’s the Fourth of July and I can’t resist.
And he’s baking those things like pork and fish,
Then he chows on down on a cheese knish.
He’s making barbecue sauce so hot.
A couple pickles on my burger would hit the spot.
Sittin’ in the shade is my grand pop,
Chillin’, drinking a Cherry Coke-a.

I’m just cooking in the sun, sun, sun.
Let’s have some fun, fun, fun.
Baby, shake your buns, buns, buns.
I think I’ll sing it again.

I’m just cooking in the sun, sun, sun.
Let’s have some fun, fun, fun.
All night long, let me see those tongs.

C’mon! Ready, set, go!
Cooking up a Sloppy Joe.
Boy, I know you want to show
Those tong, tong, tong, tong, tongs!

C’mon! Ready, set, go!
Cooking up a Sloppy Joe.
Boy, I know you want to show
Those tong, tong, tong, tong, tongs!

C’mon! Ready, set, go!
Cooking up a Sloppy Joe.
Boy, I know you want to show
Those tong, tong, tong, tong, tongs!

C’mon! Ready, set, go!
Cooking up a Sloppy Joe.
Boy, I know you want to show
Those tong, tong, tong, tong, tongs!

That burger looks delish.
It’s the Fourth of July and I can’t resist.
See ya baking those things like pork and fish,
Then you chow on down on a cheese knish, what.
You’re making barbecue sauce so hot.
A couple pickles on my burger would hit the spot.
Sittin’ in the shade is my grand pop,
Chillin’, drinking a Cherry Coke-a.

I’m just cooking in the sun, sun, sun.
Let’s have some fun, fun, fun.
Baby, shake your buns, buns, buns.
I think I’ll sing it again.

Cuz I’m just cooking in the sun, sun, sun.
Let’s have some fun, fun, fun.
Baby, shake your buns, buns, buns.
Uh, I think I’ll sing it again, come on.

Come on, come on, come on, yeah.
Baby, those tongs
Baby
Listen
I said I’d like a steak.
I don’t think you heard me.
I said I like the way
You cook those things.
I see your buddy
Cooking chicken.
The thighs, the legs, the breasts, drumsticks
Oh, please feed me, baby, oh.

May 2000




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