A parody of the Spice Girls' "Wannabe"
Yo, Ill tell you what I watch, what I really, really, watch.
So tell us what you watch, what you really, really, watch.
Ill tell you what I watch, what I really, really, watch.
So tell us what you watch, what you really, really, watch.
I watch, I watch, I watch, I watch,
I wanna really, really, really, watch Teletubbies! Ahhh!
If you want entertainment forget this show.
Antennae on their head, and their stomachs glow.
Their reputation was a warning sign.
If they cancelled this show it would be just fine.
Ill tell you what I watch, what I really, really, watch.
So tell us what you watch, what you really, really, watch.
I watch, I watch, I watch, I watch,
I wanna really, really, really, watch Teletubbies! Ahhh!
If you wanna be real braindead, and you feel like sittin
Come see the British Invasion, the worst thing ever from Britain.
If you like chubby creatures, come and see this biz.
I know theyre real annoying but thats the way it is!
What do you think about them; why is there a big deal?
Say you can watch that show; are you for real?
I wont be hasty. Ill give them a try.
But they really bug me and thats my alibi.
Ill tell you what I watch, what I really, really, watch.
So tell us what you watch, what you really, really, watch.
I watch, I watch, I watch, I watch,
I wanna really, really, really, watch Teletubbies! Ahhh!
If you wanna be real braindead, and you feel like sittin
Come see the British Invasion, the worst thing ever from Britain.
If you like chubby creatures, come and see this biz.
I know theyre real annoying but thats the way it is!
So heres the deal about Teletubbies.
The weird green one is known as Dipsy.
We got Po in the place; think hes from outer space.
You got yellow Laa-Laa with the twisted curl on.
Tinky-Winky, dont curse; hes the one with the purse.
And Barney the Dinosaur? Uhh, hes worse!
Tubby bye-bye now, the baby sun set down!
Tubby bye-bye now, the baby sun set down!
If you wanna be real braindead.
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta watch, watch, watch, watch.
The show will last forever.
Tubby bye-bye now, the baby sun set down!
Tubby bye-bye now, the baby sun set down!
Tubby bye-bye now, the baby sun set down!
Tubby bye-bye now, the Teletubbies gone!
If you wanna be real braindead.
April 2000
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