A parody of "The Ballad of Gilligan's Island"
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip.
It started out on CBS
It's growing bit by bit.
Pagong had a mighty friendship here.
The Tagi not so sure.
Sixteen passengers set sail in June
For veiwers galore, for veiwers galore.
Then Rudy started getting rough,
Ramona's lunch was tossed.
There's Tribal Councils all the time
They voted Sonja off; they voted Sonja off.
They'll sleep with all the rats on this uncharted desert isle

With Gretchen

And Richard too

The Navy SEAL, river guide

The truck driver

BB, Sonja, and Mary Ann
Here on Survivor Island!
So this is the tale of the castaways,
They're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to eat some nasty things
Just to pass the time.
Rattana will attempt to
Outwit Outplay Outlast
Greg and Colleen are comfortable
Don't know about the rest.
No beef, no bread, no Internet.
Only single luxuries.
Everybody but Jeff Probst
Are odorous as can be.
So join us here each week my friends,
They'll be here for a while.
Wednesday nights at 8 pm.
Here on Survivor Island!
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