Smoothie - By Eric Dunkerley - Comedy & Humor - http://maxpages.com/spoons/Smoothie

Man you're a cool one.
Like distant Pluto from the midday sun.
I sip through the straw, look around
As you chill everyone
And you are so cool.

Your flavor's sweeter. Much better than reg'lar ice cream-a.
You're my reason to love this season.
You make me so cool.

And if I said,
"Would you please get me one?",
The cashier would go, and lift you up.
I'd get change from my twenty-dollar bill.
You're a Smoothie!

Chorus:
And it's just like the ice cream mixed in with fruit.
Well, it makes for a great flavor that I get from you.
You've got the kind of flavor that is so good, yeah.
Give me a straw, make it thick, or else forget about it.

Well, I'll tell you one thing.
If you would melt it'd be a crying shame.
On every ad and every billboard
I see your name callin' to me.

I like strawberry-o.
First heard about you on the radio.
I watch the turning of the mixer
so soft and so slow
churning you round and round.

And if I said,
"Would you please get me one?",
The cashier would go and lift you up.
I'd get change from my twenty-dollar bill.
You're a Smoothie!

CHORUS

January 2000

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