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I, Woolmaker, led the rebellion. A scientist, by the name of Doctor Bob, selected me to be a test subject. He put a scientific machine, in the shape of a helmet, onto my head to see if it would make a sheep as smart as a human. After the tests, I escaped from the lab and began performing similar experiments on other sheep. After a while I got enough sheep together to start the rebellion. Our first step would be to steal a shuttle from NASA. After months of careful planning, we set off to NASA to execute the plan to steal a shuttle. We selected our finest commandos, infiltrated the base and stole the shuttle. Once we had secured it, we sent our leaders on board it. We then flew the shuttle to Pluto. Since Pluto is the farthest, rocky planet from the Earth, it is the ideal place for our base. Once at Pluto we will establish our base and begin making an armada of spaceships for protection against the Sheep Farmers. Our flagship will be the EWE S.S. Wool. That ship will be followed by many starships and starfighters. Captain’s log stardate 013106 Our radar shows that the Sheep Farmers are following us, to rule us once more. If they catch us, they will be ruthless and unmerciful. My best guess is once we left NASA, they received flying lessons from NASA, in exchange for the return of the sheep and the ship. Their commander is Farmer Joe, and he is a very good leader. He was my farmer, before I was an experiment. He knows our base is on Pluto. We will abandon the base when they reach Saturn in order to loop around them and head for Mars. I sincerely doubt they will follow us to Mars, because they might think we are going to Mercury or Venus, because it is farther from Earth than Mars is. This will buy us time, while they are going to Mercury or Venus, to regroup and create spaceships. Captain’s log stardate 030506 The EWE S.S. Wool has finally been built. The Sheep Farmers have learned where we are. The EWE S.S. Wool will now fight the Sheep Farmers for freedom. Captain’s log stardate 030606 We make contact with the enemy. They are prepared to fight a few small ships, but not our flagship the EWE S.S. Wool, because they think we are very little of a resistance. They are wrong. Within a few minutes after we met, total chaos erupted. Torpedoes exploded on ships, laser blasts breached hulls. Hours upon hours on end we continually fight them. In the beginning of the battle, they seem to be winning, but then we come roaring back with successive attack runs on their capital ship the S.N.I.P. S.N.I.P. Shear. We disable it on our third attack run. This is a big turning point in the battle for us. Finally, in the end of the bloody battle, the EWE S.S. Wool is badly damaged, but the Sheep Farmers have retreated, because we inflicted so much damage on their ships. Victory is ours. The Sheep Farmers will leave us alone for a while now. We have proved to them that we can beat them. Today is a good day to be a sheep. To Be Continued… |
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