Gore, just stop.
There's nothing you or Bush can say, baby.
I've had enough.
We should of had results November 8th, oh yeah.
You thought Nader would be useless; you were wrong.
The votes take

(chorus)
Longer than yesterday.
Been recounted since Election Day.
Those chads have turned into a tug of war.
They, they're, longer

Then we ever thought that they could take.
And Florida doesn't know
who they're voting for this week.
Watching Bush and Gore debate it
takes so long.
No leads grew

Longer since yesterday.
Been recounted since Election Day,
And it's screwing up the lives of Bush and Gore.
They, they're, longer.

C'mon now.
Oh yeah.
There they go off again
trying to compete
for the president.

There they go off again
trying to compete
for the president.

There they go.
Alright.
There they go.

Chorus X3

No Al

A parody of the Christmas carol"The First Noel"

We have no Al.
The reason they say
is because he got less votes on Election Day,
The Election Day that lasted three weeks
all because of the lawyers and folks from Palm Beach.
No Al, no Al, no Al, no Al.
Guess he'll apply to work at Taco Bell.

The Real Dick Cheney

A parody of Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady"

May I have you attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Real Dick Cheney please stand up.
I repeat, will the real Dick Cheney please stand up?
We're gonna have a close one here.

Yinz act like you've never seen a running mate before.
Jaws all on the floor
'cause Dick and Dubya just burst in the door
And start campaigning trying to win over Gore,
south to the north,
Maine to California.
It's the return of the
"Uh wait. who...uh" George you're a fool.
I can't believe I'm trying to support you.
And Pat Buchanan said...
Nothing your idiots!
Pat is dead!
He's locked in my basement!
The texan families love W.
Clinton's Clinton's vice president,
I'm sick of him. Look at him.
Walking around talking 'bout dimpled what,
and hanging who.
"Yeah , but Bush has him beat though."
Yeah, he's probably got a couple of screws up in his head loose,
but no worse than what went in in Clinton bedroom.
Sometimes he want's to get on TV and say he cant lose.
He can't, but it's cool for George Bush to spread the good news.
"My son is gonna win! My son is gonna win!
And if I'm lucky I think his successor could be Jeb!"
And that's the message we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a pregnant chad is.
Of course they're gonna know about politics.
By the time they hit grade six
they'll figure out that we got Gore licked.
We ain't nothing but Americans.
Well, time and time agian,
we'll get angry at our president.
But I thing we have the evidence, its evident
Hillary just won't give up her White House residence.
But if you feel like I feel, I'm going to Mexico.
Might as well get up and go. Sing the chorus and it goes!

I'm Dick Cheney, yes, I'm the real Cheney.
All you other Dick Cheney's are just irritating.
So won't the real Dick Cheney please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up.
'Cause I'm Dick Cheney, yes, I'm the real Cheney.
All you other Dick Cheney's are just irritating.
So won't the real Dick Cheney please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up.

December 2000

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