A parody of Britney Spears' "Crazy"
Coffee!
Ow!
(This stuff's hot!)
Ow!
(It's burning my mouth!)
Waitress, could you bring the coffee?
None of that stuff that's caffeine free.
Coffee
Makes me spin around.
I start to feel woozy, then I hit the ground.
Every time I drink coffee,
The caffeine's pumping, it's easy to see!
I drink coffee.
More than I should.
I'd drink 2000 pounds if I could.
Oh oh!
Coffee
Makes me feel alright.
Baby drinking coffee keeps me up all night!
Baby, drink up some more.
Gimmie a latte' and I'm out the door.
Slap on some Irish Cream.
It's so good, I think I'll scream.
You get me jumpin' out of the blue.
Order three cups more for me and not you.
I drink coffee.
More than I should.
I'd drink 2000 pounds if I could.
Oh oh!
Coffee
Makes me feel alright
Baby drinking coffee keeps me up all night!
Coffee!
I can't get to sleep.
Keeps me excited.
I've been up for a week.
Coffee
Makes me feel alright,
Baby drinking coffee keeps me up all night!
When I drink coffee baby,
With too much caffeine.
I'm in too deep....Oh oh.
Coffee
I don't feel alright.
Even thinking of it keeps me up all night!
March 2000
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