Dear people of the future, I am going to bury this letter in a box in the ground. If you are reading this, it means you dug it up. Or maybe it means i forgot to bury it. If you are NOT the people of the future then STOP READING NOW! Please grab a shovel and bury this letter for me. Be sure and ask your mother for help, because shovels are DANGEROUS! The big reason that I'm writhing this is to tell you about my greatest adventure of ALL TIME!!! It was such a great adventure that it turned me and SpongeBob from little kids into REAL MEN! We even grew manly mustaches. We both had them but we lost them. You will just have to trust me on this, but mine was even manlier than SpongeBob's. We were so manly and brave, we even helped some angry bald guy find his lost hat. I think his name was King something or other. I like to draw hats sometimes. Mostly on Tuesdays. Another big deal about the adventure was when Mr. Krabs got all frozen!Even his underwear got frozen. I bet THAT was cold!!! I think someone was trying to take over the world. I dont really remember. Ask SpongeBob. One thing i remember is when we blew some big and manly BUBBLES. No little kids could have blown bubbles like that. NO WAY! We made friends with alot of cool monsters on the way. We even met a giant boot! One guy we didnt like was Dennis, because he's mean. His hat was pretty nice,though. I liked it but not as much as that King guy's hat. Also i met a pretty girl. Here is a drawing of her beauty. Wit i dont think that came out right. Well can't you tell how beautiful she is? Well i guess i better stop writing now before my pen runs out. I think i wrote pretty much everything now. If you think of anything i forgot just write it down and bury it in a hole, If you can find one. Sincerely, SpongeBob's friend Patrick