Q:what does Patrick's best friend take before he goes to bed?
A:A sponge bath!
Q:how did Squidward feel when he found an electric eel in his clarinet?
A:He was shocked.
Q:who's yellow and dances in an undersea barn?
A:SpongeBob SquareDance.
Q:What would you call Gary if he lived on a farm?
A:The farmer in the shell.
Q:What is SpongeBob's favorite kind of knot?
A:The Square Knot.
Q:What kind of shoes does SpongeBob wear?
A:Penny loofahs.
Q:Why did SpongeBob move his alarm clock into a barrel?
A:He wanted to get it off his chest.
Q:How does SpongeBob begin bedtime stories for his pet snail,Gary?
A:Once apon a slime |