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jokes part one



Q:what does Patrick's best friend take before he goes to bed?
A:A sponge bath!
Q:how did Squidward feel when he found an electric eel in his clarinet?
A:He was shocked.
Q:who's yellow and dances in an undersea barn?
A:SpongeBob SquareDance.
Q:What would you call Gary if he lived on a farm?
A:The farmer in the shell.
Q:What is SpongeBob's favorite kind of knot?
A:The Square Knot.
Q:What kind of shoes does SpongeBob wear?
A:Penny loofahs.
Q:Why did SpongeBob move his alarm clock into a barrel?
A:He wanted to get it off his chest.
Q:How does SpongeBob begin bedtime stories for his pet snail,Gary?
A:Once apon a slime



knock knock jokes



knock knock
who's there?
me
me who?
meow(it must be Gary)
Mrs. Puff:knock knock
SpongeBob:who's there?
Mrs. Puff:teach
Spongebob:teach who?
Mrs. Puff:Teach yourself to drive-I give up!
Knock Knock
who's there?
hatch
hatch who?
Gesundheit!
Squidward:knock knock
SpongeBob:who;s there?
Squidward:claire
SpongeBob:claire who?
Squidward:Clarinets sound beautiful dont they?













































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