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Quotes
Duck in a Convenience Store
Is Santa A Woman
Santas Bad Day
Twas Two Weeks Past Elections
The Twelve Recounts of Christm
SCARED
FOUR YEARS LATER
The Best Penguin Joke Ever
New Yorkers In Heaven
The Night Before Christmas
Why Did The Chicken Cross The
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas
BREAKING NEWS GOD OVERRULES S
Spanish Delight
Bubba Claus Is Coming To Town
Chocolate
Mistletoe at the Airport
Sayings
The Job Interview
BOb
Live On The Sun
Accidents Happen
Duel
TORN LIGAMENTS
Misinformation
Kitten From Heaven
ORGANIC VEGETABLES
Harry Potter
Smile
Nope
Mad Dash
The Portrait
Sick Vet
The Golfer
A Holy Refund
After Surgery
Behind Great Men
Exerciseis it worth it
Ahhhhh Teenagers
Funny
Steak
Pneumonia
untittled
The Cat
Some points to ponder
Getting Old
Money
Forgive Me Father For I Have
To Die For
A new version of the Good th
The Mirror
Funny Captains
Congress
A LETTER FROM A REDNECK MOTHER
Blonde Painting A Porch
A joke to start your Monday of
Elway and OJ
Do you know what Easter is
Doctors Orders
Clintons Favorite Things
Blonde at the Appliance Store
Blonde Counting Sheep
IrishmanDrunk and Falling Down
Titanic vs Clinton
Blonde with Chickens
TGIF vs SHIT
RedNeck Hunting
Dumb Blond
Daddy Mommy the Policeman an
Really Annoy People
The Nursing Home
Smart Teachers
Three Embarrassing Moments
Football Broadcast
The Three Stars
Beautiful
Things you would never know wi
Whos Marylou
Actual instruction labels
Holy Moses
George W Bush was thrilled
Dont give up
Racing animals
Golf balls
Car trouble
TheOJMurderTrialby Drseuss
Top10 things not to tell a cop
Bubba Died in a Fire
Baseball Heaven
TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEB
Giants vs Ravens
Icy Blonde
Hot as Hell
Rocker and NY
Yankee fans on train
Bushs Winning Campaign Slogan
Clintons Clock
Things Found Only in America
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| A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his > flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he > picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, > disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus > is watching you." > > He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight > out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, > he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the > next big score, then clicked the light on and began > searching for more valuables. > > Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect > the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching > you." > > Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, > looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the > corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on > a parrot. > > "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. > > "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just > trying to warn you." > > The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world > are you?" > > "Moses," replied the bird. > > "Moses?", the burglar laughed. "What kind of people > would name a bird Moses." > >"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus! > |
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