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Quotes
Duck in a Convenience Store
Is Santa A Woman
Santas Bad Day
Twas Two Weeks Past Elections
The Twelve Recounts of Christm
SCARED
FOUR YEARS LATER
The Best Penguin Joke Ever
New Yorkers In Heaven
The Night Before Christmas
Why Did The Chicken Cross The
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas
BREAKING NEWS GOD OVERRULES S
Spanish Delight
Bubba Claus Is Coming To Town
Chocolate
Mistletoe at the Airport
Sayings
The Job Interview
BOb
Live On The Sun
Accidents Happen
Duel
TORN LIGAMENTS
Misinformation
Kitten From Heaven
ORGANIC VEGETABLES
Harry Potter
Smile
Nope
Mad Dash
The Portrait
Sick Vet
The Golfer
A Holy Refund
After Surgery
Behind Great Men
Exerciseis it worth it
Ahhhhh Teenagers
Funny
Steak
Pneumonia
untittled
The Cat
Some points to ponder
Getting Old
Money
Forgive Me Father For I Have
To Die For
A new version of the Good th
The Mirror
Funny Captains
Congress
A LETTER FROM A REDNECK MOTHER
Blonde Painting A Porch
A joke to start your Monday of
Elway and OJ
Do you know what Easter is
Doctors Orders
Clintons Favorite Things
Blonde at the Appliance Store
Blonde Counting Sheep
IrishmanDrunk and Falling Down
Titanic vs Clinton
Blonde with Chickens
TGIF vs SHIT
RedNeck Hunting
Dumb Blond
Daddy Mommy the Policeman an
Really Annoy People
The Nursing Home
Smart Teachers
Three Embarrassing Moments
Football Broadcast
The Three Stars
Beautiful
Things you would never know wi
Whos Marylou
Actual instruction labels
Holy Moses
George W Bush was thrilled
Dont give up
Racing animals
Golf balls
Car trouble
TheOJMurderTrialby Drseuss
Top10 things not to tell a cop
Bubba Died in a Fire
Baseball Heaven
TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEB
Giants vs Ravens
Icy Blonde
Hot as Hell
Rocker and NY
Yankee fans on train
Bushs Winning Campaign Slogan
Clintons Clock
Things Found Only in America
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| -It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. -If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. -Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization -It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. -When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage. -When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. -You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. -Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. -An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child. -Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on. |
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