> A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the
> artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace,
> emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
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> "But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
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> "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my
> husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want
> his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
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> The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
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> Five out of every four Americans have trouble with fractions!
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