> An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw
> many people.
>
> One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man
> if he or his wife wanted to buy anything.
>
> "Well, my wife ain't home, she's gone down to the crick to
> wash clothes, but lemme see what you got," said the man.
>
> The peddler showed him pots and pans, tools and gadgets, but
> the old man wasn't interested.
>
> Then the man spotted a mirror and said, "What's that?"
>
> Before the peddler could tell him it was a mirror, the old man
> picked it up and said, "My gosh! How'd you get a picture of my
> Pappy?"
>
> The old man was so happy he traded his wife's best pitcher for
> it. The peddler left before the wife came back and spoiled
> his sale.
>
> The old man was worried that the wife would be mad at him for
> trading her best pitcher, so he hid it in the barn behind some
> boxes of junk.
>
> He would go out to the barn 2 or 3 times a day to look at the
> "picture" and eventually the wife got suspicious.
>
> One day she got fed up and after he retired for the night, she
> went out to the barn. She saw the mirror behind the boxes,
> picked it up and said, "so this is the hussy he's been foolin'
> around with!"
>
>
>
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>
> The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
>
> "I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case
> of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."
> -Ronald Reagan
>
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