> A guy walks into the human resources department of a large
> company and hands the executive his application. The executive
> begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has
> been fired from every job he has ever held.
> "I must say," says the executive, "your work history is terrible.
> You've been fired from every job." "Yes," says the man. "Well,"
> continues the executive, "there's not much positive in that."
> "Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application.
> "At least I'm not a quitter."
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> In an interview, Pamela Anderson said that if she were Hillary,
> she would leave President Clinton. In response, Clinton said,
> "If Pamela Anderson were Hillary, none of this would have happened
> in the first place."
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