> A golfer whose car broke down flagged down a passing bus and
> got aboard. He sat down on the bus with his pockets bulging
> with golf balls next to a little old lady.
>
> The little old lady kept looking quizzically at him and his
> bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her he
> said, "It's golf balls."
>
> She quickly replied, "Does it hurt as bad as tennis elbow?"
>
>
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> The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
>
> The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for
> you not to have any.
> -Katherin Whitehorn
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