> A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready,
> all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the
> couple got out, the cat shoots back in. They don't want
> the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi
> while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.
> The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty
> explains to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say
> goodbye to my mother."
>
> A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab -"Sorry
> I took so long" he says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under
> the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her
> to come out!"
>
>
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