> Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
>
> I am in shape. Round is a shape.
>
> Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
> amateurs built the
> ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
>
> Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
>
> Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
> you'll get run over if you just
> sit there.
>
+>++Politicians+and+diapers+have+one+thing+in+common.+They+should+both+be
+>++changed+regularly+and+for+the+same+reason.
+>++
+>++An+optimist+thinks+that+this+is+the+best+possible+world.+A+pessimist
+>++fears+that+this+is+true.
+>++
> There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse
> every year.
>
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>
> The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
>
> Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
> I think I have forgotten this before.
>
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