People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less
> traumatic for the baby because it's in water. I guess it probably
> would be less traumatic for the baby, but certainly it's more
> traumatic for the other people in the pool.
> -- Elayne Boosler,
>
>
> Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
> -- Richard Lewis
>
> I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . .they
> have no holidays.
> -- Henny Youngman
>
> "Educational toys are the ones that show the buyer just how
> little you can buy for a dollar."
> -- Gal Hirsch
>>
Guess who's the head of the ethics department at Texas Instruments?
> Mr. Swindle !
> http://www.ti.com/corp/docs/company/citizen/ethics/contact.shtml
> Man you'd think he wouldn't have gotten the job just because of
> his name!
>
>
> Fatherhood is pretending that the present you love most is
> soap-on-a-rope.
> - Bill Cosby
>
> I went on a diet - had to go on two diets at the same time
> 'cause one diet wasn't giving me enough food.
> - Barry Marter
>
> I love being married... I was single for a long time and I
> just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.
> - Brian Kiley
>
> You are not a kid anymore when you are obsessed with the
> thermostat.
> - Jeff Foxworthy
>
> It goes without saying that you should never have more children
> than you have car windows.
> - Erma Bombeck
>
>
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