Three race horses were bragging about their race
averages.
"I won 5 out of 20 races" said the first horse.
"Oh yea! I won 15 out of my 30" said the second.
"Hah! I won 50 out of 60" said the third.
Hiding behind a hay bail, a greyhound was listening in
on the conversation. He steps into view
and says. "Well I won 99 out of 100 of my races"
The third horse looks at the second horse and says
"WOW!!...A talking dog!"
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