After finding no qualified candidates for the position of
> principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce
> the appointment of David Steele to the post."
> -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools,
> Barrington, Rhode Island.
>
> "The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of
> a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions
> on a sheet of paper."
> --Smith & Jones
>
> I learned something important about burning leaves. Wait until
> they fall off the trees.
> -- Anonymous
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