> A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable
> cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.
>
> On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any
> good.
>
> On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot
> bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the
> windows and stand in the draft.
>
> "But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."
>
> "I know," said his physician. "I can cure pneumonia."
>
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>
> The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
>
> Why did the skeleton burp?
>
> Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
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