> A Pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and
> then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk,
> etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough
> to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car
> and drove away so that the tree bent down, he could then reach up
> and get the kitten. He did all this, checking his progress in the
> car frequently, then figured if he went just a little bit further,
> the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten.
> But as he moved a little further forward... the rope broke. The tree
> went "boing!" and the kitten instantly sailed through the air -
> out of sight. The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the
> neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. Nobody
> had seen a stray kitten. So, he prayed, "Lord, I just commit this
> kitten to your keeping," and went on about his business. A few days
> later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members.
> He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat
> food. Now this woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he
> asked her, "Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so
> much?" She replied, "You won't believe this," and told him how her
> little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing.
> Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally
> told her little girl, "Well, if the Lord gives you a cat, I'll let you
> keep it." She told the pastor, "I watched my child go out in the yard,
> get on her knees, and ask Lord for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't
> believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came
> flying out of the blue sky, with its paws spread out, and landed right
> in front of her."
>
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> The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
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> "If you shoot for the stars and hit the moon, it's okay. But
> you've got to shoot for something."
>
> - Robert Townsend
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