what did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
> It's Christmas, Eve !
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> How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
> Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
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> What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
> The letter "D" !
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> What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
> Santa Claustrophobia !
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> What disasters could happen if you dropped the Christmas turkey ?
> The downfall of Turkey, the breakup of China and the otherthrow
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> Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
> Santa Jaws !
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> How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
> You wake up wet !
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> What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert ?
> Lost !
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> Whats ice ?
> Skid Stuff!
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> Where do snowmen go to dance ?
> Snowballs !
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> How do snowmen travel around ?
> By iceicle !
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> What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
> A snowball !
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> What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ?
> Freeze a jolly fellow !
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