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Quotes
Duck in a Convenience Store
Is Santa A Woman
Santas Bad Day
Twas Two Weeks Past Elections
The Twelve Recounts of Christm
SCARED
FOUR YEARS LATER
The Best Penguin Joke Ever
New Yorkers In Heaven
The Night Before Christmas
Why Did The Chicken Cross The
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas
BREAKING NEWS GOD OVERRULES S
Spanish Delight
Bubba Claus Is Coming To Town
Chocolate
Mistletoe at the Airport
Sayings
The Job Interview
BOb
Live On The Sun
Accidents Happen
Duel
TORN LIGAMENTS
Misinformation
Kitten From Heaven
ORGANIC VEGETABLES
Harry Potter
Smile
Nope
Mad Dash
The Portrait
Sick Vet
The Golfer
A Holy Refund
After Surgery
Behind Great Men
Exerciseis it worth it
Ahhhhh Teenagers
Funny
Steak
Pneumonia
untittled
The Cat
Some points to ponder
Getting Old
Money
Forgive Me Father For I Have
To Die For
A new version of the Good th
The Mirror
Funny Captains
Congress
A LETTER FROM A REDNECK MOTHER
Blonde Painting A Porch
A joke to start your Monday of
Elway and OJ
Do you know what Easter is
Doctors Orders
Clintons Favorite Things
Blonde at the Appliance Store
Blonde Counting Sheep
IrishmanDrunk and Falling Down
Titanic vs Clinton
Blonde with Chickens
TGIF vs SHIT
RedNeck Hunting
Dumb Blond
Daddy Mommy the Policeman an
Really Annoy People
The Nursing Home
Smart Teachers
Three Embarrassing Moments
Football Broadcast
The Three Stars
Beautiful
Things you would never know wi
Whos Marylou
Actual instruction labels
Holy Moses
George W Bush was thrilled
Dont give up
Racing animals
Golf balls
Car trouble
TheOJMurderTrialby Drseuss
Top10 things not to tell a cop
Bubba Died in a Fire
Baseball Heaven
TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEB
Giants vs Ravens
Icy Blonde
Hot as Hell
Rocker and NY
Yankee fans on train
Bushs Winning Campaign Slogan
Clintons Clock
Things Found Only in America
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| A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left ajar. She peeks in and sees 3 golf balls and $6,000. She confronts her mate with her findings, and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad. But what about the $6,000? He explains "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold 'em!" Prayer One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church. As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church. Please don't let me be late to church..." As she was running she tripped and fell. When she got back up she began praying again... "Please, God don't let me be late to church - but don't shove me either!" The lemon grove A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well...as a matter of fact, Yes!" she replied. "I have been divorced three times." The flying turtle Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted." |
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