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Quotes
Duck in a Convenience Store
Is Santa A Woman
Santas Bad Day
Twas Two Weeks Past Elections
The Twelve Recounts of Christm
SCARED
FOUR YEARS LATER
The Best Penguin Joke Ever
New Yorkers In Heaven
The Night Before Christmas
Why Did The Chicken Cross The
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas
BREAKING NEWS GOD OVERRULES S
Spanish Delight
Bubba Claus Is Coming To Town
Chocolate
Mistletoe at the Airport
Sayings
The Job Interview
BOb
Live On The Sun
Accidents Happen
Duel
TORN LIGAMENTS
Misinformation
Kitten From Heaven
ORGANIC VEGETABLES
Harry Potter
Smile
Nope
Mad Dash
The Portrait
Sick Vet
The Golfer
A Holy Refund
After Surgery
Behind Great Men
Exerciseis it worth it
Ahhhhh Teenagers
Funny
Steak
Pneumonia
untittled
The Cat
Some points to ponder
Getting Old
Money
Forgive Me Father For I Have
To Die For
A new version of the Good th
The Mirror
Funny Captains
Congress
A LETTER FROM A REDNECK MOTHER
Blonde Painting A Porch
A joke to start your Monday of
Elway and OJ
Do you know what Easter is
Doctors Orders
Clintons Favorite Things
Blonde at the Appliance Store
Blonde Counting Sheep
IrishmanDrunk and Falling Down
Titanic vs Clinton
Blonde with Chickens
TGIF vs SHIT
RedNeck Hunting
Dumb Blond
Daddy Mommy the Policeman an
Really Annoy People
The Nursing Home
Smart Teachers
Three Embarrassing Moments
Football Broadcast
The Three Stars
Beautiful
Things you would never know wi
Whos Marylou
Actual instruction labels
Holy Moses
George W Bush was thrilled
Dont give up
Racing animals
Golf balls
Car trouble
TheOJMurderTrialby Drseuss
Top10 things not to tell a cop
Bubba Died in a Fire
Baseball Heaven
TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEB
Giants vs Ravens
Icy Blonde
Hot as Hell
Rocker and NY
Yankee fans on train
Bushs Winning Campaign Slogan
Clintons Clock
Things Found Only in America
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| There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn, when she > > > happened > > > upon a large pile of fresh cow manure. Since it had been hours since > > her > > > last meal and she was feeling hunger pangs, she flew down to the > > > irresistible delicacy and began to munch out. > > > > > > She ate... > > > and ate... > > > and then .. > > > > > > She ate some more! > > > > > > Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her face with her > > tiny > > > front legs, belched a few times, then attempted to fly away. > > > > > > But alas...she had pigged out far too much and could not get off the > > > ground. > > > > > > She looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation > > > when > > > she spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall. > > > > > > She'd found a solution! She realized that if she could just become > > > airborne > > > she'd be able to fly again. > > > > > > So, she painstakingly, climbed to the top of the handle. Once there, > > she > > > took a deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped confidently > > > into > > > the air. She dropped like a rock and splattered all over the floor... > > > > > > Dead Fly.... > > > > > > The moral of this sad story? > > > > > > "Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit!" |
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