> Nine-year-old Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody
> nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in
> a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he
> asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Aaron, "I challenged
> Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
> "Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
> "I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"
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> The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
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> Life is a test, and I didn't take very good notes.
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