> A man goes into an ice cream parlor and says, "I'd like
> two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please."
>
> The girl behind the counter says, "I'm very sorry, sir,
> but our delivery truck broke down this morning. We're out of
> chocolate,"
>
> "In that case," the man says, "I'll have two scoops of
> chocolate ice cream."
>
> "You don't understand, sir," the girl says. "We have no
> chocolate."
>
> "Then just give me some chocolate," he says.
>
> Getting angrier by the second, the girl says, "Sir,
> will you spell VAN, as in vanilla?"
>
> The man says, "V-A-N."
>
> "Now spell STRAW, as in strawberry."
>
> "OK. S-T-R-A-W."
>
> "Now," the girl says, "spell STINK, as in chocolate."
>
> The man hesitates. Then he says. "There is no stink in
> chocolate."
>
> "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!" she
> screams.
>
>
>
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