> Bob was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car
> broadside, and knocked him cold. Passers by pulled him from the
> wreck and revived him.
>
> Bob began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the
> medics.
>
> Later, when Bob was calm, they asked him why he struggled so much.
>
> Bob said, "I remembered the impact. Then... nothing. I woke up
> on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing sign. Turns out
> somebody was standing in front of the 'S' on the 'Shell' sign."
>
>
>
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>
>
> The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
>
> I think that someone must have surveillance equipment set up
> in my living room, because every once in a while, someone on
> the TV will tell me what channel I'm watching. That really
> freaks me out, you know?
> - Pam Stewart
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