Ok, it's time we faced up to the facts and realized that EVERY major character in 'Winnie the Poo' has a major psychological disorder. Just look:
Winnie the Poo: Has an addiction problem; a serious one. He tears up Rabbit's house and climbs trees (attacking hives of bees), all to get his fix.
Rabbit: Is obviously obsessive compulsive. With a healthy splattering of control issues.
Piglet: Is defiantly neurotic, not to mention paranoid; the little pig will hardly leave his own house.
Owl: Has an inferiority complex. Must he pretend to be so smart?
Tigger: Is maniac depressive. Haven't you ever noticed how he's always bouncy, bouncy, bouncy until things don't go his way, and then he gets very quiet and very solemn, going TTFN?
Roo: Is the child of broken marriage; need I say more?
Kanga: Well, for one, she has issues raising Roo, sticking the boy with suspicious characters Winnie the Poo and Tigger when she can't take it. And where is the father?
Christopher Robin: Thinks his stuffed animals talk to him. He's schizophrenic. At age 6.
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