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A Blonde Puzzle
Apple VS Microsoft
Blank Greeting Card Messages
We Dont Serve Bears
The Diary of a Cat
On the Roof
The Final Exam From Hell
Dumb Criminals
Monkey Wrench
Redneck Medical Terms
When in Rome
Smart Mother
Prison vs Work
Mystery of the Ugly Duckling
Breakfast Trouble
Feline Alien Attacks Fence
Why Not a Blonde Joke
In the Year 1900
SAYINGS
Winnie the Pooh Needs Help
TACKLE SHOP
The Horse Race
Shark
A December Story from Russia
Kids Say the Crappiest Things
Walker Texas Salesman
Hunting Lawyers
The Rednecks Babies
American History
A Short History of Medicine
Boxes in Four wheel drive
getting pulled over
Stupid as in not Smart
Fruitcake Recipe
Blonde in Space
Rednecks Babies
Ideas of friends
The Bell Ringer
BLONDE IN DENIAL
An Amish Transformation
The Bar Bet
An Ethnic Survivor Episode
You might be a Redneck If
Washing The Cat
NYC Tourism Rules
Daughters Date
Blonde Kidnapping
You might be a school teacher
16 Fun things to do in class
Years best T Shirt slogans
MeMail Monday
Sailor in a bar
McDonalds
ATM
batteries
The intern
car dealership
IDIOTS AT WORK
IDIOTS and COMPUTERS
Hes lying
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
The Rules of Chocolate
Carpet Layer
Everybody Somebody Anybody
Three Nurses
Baseball Season
Idiots They Walk Among Us
Cars Bumper Sticker
Saving The Prez
BEST NEWSPAPER HEADLINES EVER
Bill Gates Advice
The Statue
Cops Grant Wishes
The Difference Between Rookie
YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO USE
Duck Joke
Biblical Bumper Stickers
school joke
The lost Dr Seuss Book
Apology
Marriage
RETURN OF THE BEATLES
Cartoon Character Test
How To Get Rich
Only For Canadians
Rejected Rejection
A Politically Correct Holiday
Chet the Parrot
The Four Stages Of Life
Conduct During the HolidayS
Christmas Carols for the Ps
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Only In NEW YORK
AND ITS CHEAPER THAN BUYING A
MOTHER SUPERIOR
Funny Links
Games
Games 2
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| A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "TWA!?" exclaimed the barber. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at the downtown International Marriott." "That dump! That's the worst hotel in the city. The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced." "So, whatcha doing when you get there?" "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope." "That's rich," laughed the barber. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it." A month later, the man again came in for his regular haircut. The barber asked him about his trip to Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the man, "not only were we on time in one of TWA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful 28-year-old stewardess who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel!? Well, it was great! They'd just finished a $25 million remodeling job and now it's the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!" "Well," muttered the barber, "I know you didn't get to see the pope." "Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the pope likes to personally meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down as he spoke a few words to me." "Really?" asked the Barber. "What'd he say?" He said, "Where'd you get that crappy haircut?" |
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