A big brown bear went brambling through the blackberry bushes to a
Boston bar to get a beer.
He went up to the bartender and said, "I'm a big brown bear, and I've
been brambling through the blackberry bushes to this Boston bar to get
a beer."
The bartender said, "I don't care if you're a big brown bear who's
been brambling through the blackberry bushes to this Boston bar to get
a beer. We don't serve bears."
The bear looked around and spotted a beautiful blonde with big bouncy
boobs and said, "I'm a big brown bear, and I've been brambling through
the blackberry bushes to this Boston bar to get a beer, and if I don't
get a beer, I'll eat that beautiful blonde with big bouncy boobs."
The bartender replied, "I don't care if you're a big brown bear who's
been brambling through the blackberry bushes to this Boston bar to get
a beer, or if you eat that beautiful blonde with big bouncy boobs. We
don't serve bears."
So the big brown bear who went brambling through the blackberry bushes
to a Boston bar to get a beer went up to the beautiful blonde with big
bouncy boobs and ate her.
He went back to the bartender and said, "I'm a big brown bear, and
I've been brambling through the blackberry bushes to this Boston bar
to get a beer, and I just ate that beautiful blonde with big bouncy
boobs, so give me a beer."
The bartender responded, "I guess we could serve bears, but we don't
serve bears on drugs."
"Huh?" said the bear who went brambling through the blackberry bushes
to a Boston bar to get a beer and who ate the beautiful blonde with
big bouncy boobs.
The bartender replied, "That was a barbitchyouate."
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