A woman was having an affair one afternoon when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"HURRY," she exclaimed."STAND IN THE CORNER." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over her boyfriend, and then she dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said about it ... not even that night when they went to sleep.
Around 2 AM, the husband got up out of bed, went to the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the "statue." "Eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' house for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water." |