A guy walked into a bar. He bet the bartender $5 that he could bite his eye. The bartender said, "No way," so they bet. The guy took out his glass eye and bit it. The bartender gave him the money.
The guy came back over to the bartender and said "I bet you $10 I could bite my other eye. The bartender said, "No way he could have two glass eyes or else he wouldn't be able to see." So they bet. The guy took out his dentures and bit his other eye. The bartender gave him the money.
Later the guy came back to bet yet again. He bet the bartender $20 he could slide a shotglass to the end of the bar and pee every drop into it. The bartender said, "No way" so they bet. He went pee all over the bar not a single drop went into the glass. So he payed the bartender the money. The bartender was so happy he was yelling and laughing and jumping up and down.
Later the guy walked by the bartender and was grinning ear to ear. The bartender asked him, "What are you so happy about you just lost $20." The guy said "Yea, but I bet that guy over there $100 I could pee all over your bar and make you happy!"
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