> > > One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a fishing
> >reel
> > > for his birthday. After selecting one, she inquired as to its cost.
> > > The owner replied, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm blind and cannot see
what
> > > reel
> > > you have. If you drop it on the floor, I'll recognize it and be of
more
> > > help."
> > > So she did just that. After hearing it hit the floor, the owner said,
> > > "That's the Johnson Model 9400. It'll be $40.00."
> > > The woman decided to take it so she went to pick it up off the floor.
> > > Upon
> > > bending over, she let out squeaky fart. The owner rang up the sale
and
> > > said,
> > > "That'll be fifty dollars."
> > > "Fifty dollars?!?!" the woman exclaimed. "You just told me that is
was
> > > forty
> > > dollars a moment ago!"
> > > "Yes, I did", said the owner, "But that was for the reel.
> > > The duck call is another $7.50 and the stink bait is $2.50."
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