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A Blonde Puzzle
Apple VS Microsoft
Blank Greeting Card Messages
We Dont Serve Bears
The Diary of a Cat
On the Roof
The Final Exam From Hell
Dumb Criminals
Monkey Wrench
Redneck Medical Terms
When in Rome
Smart Mother
Prison vs Work
Mystery of the Ugly Duckling
Breakfast Trouble
Feline Alien Attacks Fence
Why Not a Blonde Joke
In the Year 1900
SAYINGS
Winnie the Pooh Needs Help
TACKLE SHOP
The Horse Race
Shark
A December Story from Russia
Kids Say the Crappiest Things
Walker Texas Salesman
Hunting Lawyers
The Rednecks Babies
American History
A Short History of Medicine
Boxes in Four wheel drive
getting pulled over
Stupid as in not Smart
Fruitcake Recipe
Blonde in Space
Rednecks Babies
Ideas of friends
The Bell Ringer
BLONDE IN DENIAL
An Amish Transformation
The Bar Bet
An Ethnic Survivor Episode
You might be a Redneck If
Washing The Cat
NYC Tourism Rules
Daughters Date
Blonde Kidnapping
You might be a school teacher
16 Fun things to do in class
Years best T Shirt slogans
MeMail Monday
Sailor in a bar
McDonalds
ATM
batteries
The intern
car dealership
IDIOTS AT WORK
IDIOTS and COMPUTERS
Hes lying
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
The Rules of Chocolate
Carpet Layer
Everybody Somebody Anybody
Three Nurses
Baseball Season
Idiots They Walk Among Us
Cars Bumper Sticker
Saving The Prez
BEST NEWSPAPER HEADLINES EVER
Bill Gates Advice
The Statue
Cops Grant Wishes
The Difference Between Rookie
YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO USE
Duck Joke
Biblical Bumper Stickers
school joke
The lost Dr Seuss Book
Apology
Marriage
RETURN OF THE BEATLES
Cartoon Character Test
How To Get Rich
Only For Canadians
Rejected Rejection
A Politically Correct Holiday
Chet the Parrot
The Four Stages Of Life
Conduct During the HolidayS
Christmas Carols for the Ps
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Only In NEW YORK
AND ITS CHEAPER THAN BUYING A
MOTHER SUPERIOR
Funny Links
Games
Games 2
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| >AT&T fired president John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked >intellectual leadership." He received a $26 million severance package. >Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. > >Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman >who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas >canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, >shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up!" > >An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him >to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then >proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. > >A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under >his elementary school's drug policy last week -- for Certs! Joey Hoeffer >allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher." > >A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a >classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's >"zero-tolerance" policy (not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" >policy). > >Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that >destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly >installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," >said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new >security system." > >A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money >in the cash drawer. Apparently the take was too small, so he tied up the >store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police >showed up and grabbed him. > >Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't >control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the >lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man >shouted, "that's not what I said!" > >A bank robber in Virginia Beach got a nasty surprise when a dye pack >designed to mark stolen money exploded in his >Fruit-of-the-Looms. The robber apparently stuffed the loot down the front of >his pants as he was running out the door. "He was seen hopping and jumping >around," said police spokesman Mike Carey, "with an explosion taking place >inside his pants." Police have the man's charred trousers in custody. > >A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her >contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the >doctor asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!" > >In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a >Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to >simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. |
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