In prison, you spend a majority of time in an 8x10 cell. At work, you spend most of your time in an 8x10 cubicle.
In prison, you get three meals a day. At work, you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
In prison, you get time off for good behavior. At work, you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In prison, you can watch TV and play games. At work, you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
At work, you must carry a security card to unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
In prison, you get your own toilet. At work, you have to share.
In prison, they let your family and friends to come and visit. At work, you're not even supposed to speak to your family and friends.
In prison, all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
In prison, there are sadistic wardens. At work, you have managers.
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