Two Manitobans were out ice fishing in winter, during a freak
> warm spell. They fell upon some thin ice, and fell through. The two
> were overcome by the icy water, drowned, and found themselves down
> in Hell.
>
> They were both frozen to the core, so they snuggled up to the
> nearest fire to try and dry off. The Devil walked by and noticed
> them in their winter parkas, mittens, and Bomber hats. He asked
> the men what they in heck they were doing in parkas, as it's so
> hot in Hell.
>
> One of the men replied that they were from Winnipeg, and they
> found the change somewhat enjoyable, considering the sub zero
> temperatures they were accustomed to in January. The devil was a
> little put out by the response because he was supposed to be
> running Hell and not a winter vacation resort, as the two
> Winnipegers appeared to believe they had chanced upon. As he felt
> the occupants of his establishment might not be suffering enough,
> the devil cranked up the heat. Everyone else (except the two buds
> from Winnipeg) were screaming from the agonizing, burning heat.
>
> They were lounging around in their boxer shorts, drinking beer and
> eating smoked goldeye. The Devil overheard one of the Winnipegers
> exclaiming how much he was enjoying the nice weather for a change.
> This got the Devil really steamed, and he decided to turn the
> thermostat down.... way down to -70C.
>
> Walking back to check on his two troublemakers, the devil passed by
> numerous frozen bodies, and found the two Manitobans back in their
> parkas, mittens and bomber caps. They were jumping up and down,
> yelling, and giving each other the high five. The devil was furious,
> and demanded to know, "What the hell is going on??!! I turned up the
> heat and you loved it. I turned the heat way way down and you're even
> happier. I don't get it?"
>
> One of the Manitobans turned to the Devil with a great big grin on
> his face,and explained : "Hell has frozen over.
> That means the Bombers are winning the Grey Cup and the Jets are
> moving back to Winnipeg!"
>
>
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