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A Blonde Puzzle
Apple VS Microsoft
Blank Greeting Card Messages
We Dont Serve Bears
The Diary of a Cat
On the Roof
The Final Exam From Hell
Dumb Criminals
Monkey Wrench
Redneck Medical Terms
When in Rome
Smart Mother
Prison vs Work
Mystery of the Ugly Duckling
Breakfast Trouble
Feline Alien Attacks Fence
Why Not a Blonde Joke
In the Year 1900
SAYINGS
Winnie the Pooh Needs Help
TACKLE SHOP
The Horse Race
Shark
A December Story from Russia
Kids Say the Crappiest Things
Walker Texas Salesman
Hunting Lawyers
The Rednecks Babies
American History
A Short History of Medicine
Boxes in Four wheel drive
getting pulled over
Stupid as in not Smart
Fruitcake Recipe
Blonde in Space
Rednecks Babies
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The Bell Ringer
BLONDE IN DENIAL
An Amish Transformation
The Bar Bet
An Ethnic Survivor Episode
You might be a Redneck If
Washing The Cat
NYC Tourism Rules
Daughters Date
Blonde Kidnapping
You might be a school teacher
16 Fun things to do in class
Years best T Shirt slogans
MeMail Monday
Sailor in a bar
McDonalds
ATM
batteries
The intern
car dealership
IDIOTS AT WORK
IDIOTS and COMPUTERS
Hes lying
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
The Rules of Chocolate
Carpet Layer
Everybody Somebody Anybody
Three Nurses
Baseball Season
Idiots They Walk Among Us
Cars Bumper Sticker
Saving The Prez
BEST NEWSPAPER HEADLINES EVER
Bill Gates Advice
The Statue
Cops Grant Wishes
The Difference Between Rookie
YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO USE
Duck Joke
Biblical Bumper Stickers
school joke
The lost Dr Seuss Book
Apology
Marriage
RETURN OF THE BEATLES
Cartoon Character Test
How To Get Rich
Only For Canadians
Rejected Rejection
A Politically Correct Holiday
Chet the Parrot
The Four Stages Of Life
Conduct During the HolidayS
Christmas Carols for the Ps
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Only In NEW YORK
AND ITS CHEAPER THAN BUYING A
MOTHER SUPERIOR
Funny Links
Games
Games 2
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| >In kindergarten your idea of a good friend was the person who let you >have the red crayon when all that was left was the ugly black one. > >In 1st grade your idea of a good friend was the person who went to the >bathroom with you and held your hand as you walked through the scary >halls. > >In 2nd grade your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you >stand up to the class bully. > >In 3rd grade your idea of a good friend was the person who would share >their lunch with you cause you forgot yours on the bus. > >In 4th grade your idea of a good friend was the person who was willing >to switch dance partners in gym so you wouldn't be stuck do-si-do-ing >with Nasty Nicky or Smelly Susan. > >In 5th grade you idea of a good friend was the person who saved you a >seat on the back of the bus. > >In 6th grade your idea of a good friend was the person who went up to >Nicky or Susan, your new crush, and asked them to dance with you, so >that if they said no you wouldn't have to be embarrassed. > >In 7th grade your idea of a good friend was the person who woud let you >copy the social studies homework you had forgotten from the night before. > >In 8th grade your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you >pack up your stuffed animals and old baseball ad didnt laugh at you when >you finished and broke into tears. > >In 9th grade you idea of a good friend was the person who would go to a >party being thrown by a senior so you wouldn't be the only freshman >there. > >In 10th grade your idea of a good friend was the person who changed their >schedule so you would have someone to sit with at lunch. > >In 11th grade your idea of a good friend was the person who gave you >rides in their new car, convinced your parents you shouldn't be >grounded, consoled you when you broke up with Nick or Susan, and found >you a date to the prom. > >In 12th grade your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you >pick out a college/university, assured you that you would get into that >college/university, helped you deal with your parents who were having a >hard time adjusting to the idea of letting you go. > >At graduation your idea of good friend was ther person who was crying on >the inside but managed the biggest smile someone could give as they >congradulated you. > >The summer after 12th grade your idea of a good friend was the person >who helped you clean up the bottles from that party, helped you sneak >out of the house when you couldn't deal with your parents, assured you >that now that you and Nick or you and Susan were back together you could >get through anything, who helped you pack up for college and just >silently hugged you as you looked through blurry eyes at the 18 years of >memoories you were leaving behind, and finally on those last days of >childhood, went out of their way to give you reassurence that you would >make it in college the same way you had these past 18 years, and most >importantly sent you off to college knowing you were loved. > >Now your idea of a good friend is still the person who gives you the >better of 2 choices, holds your hand when you're scared, helps you fight >off those who try to take advantage of you, thinks of you at times when >you are not there, reminds you of what you have forgotten, helps you put >the past behind you but understands when you need to hold on to it a >little longer, stays with you so that you have confidence, goes out of >their way to make time for you, helps you deal with pressure from >others, smiles for you when they are sad, helps you become a better >person and most importantly loves you! |
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