Two guys from Florida were driving through New Jersey when they got pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walked up, and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window, and the trooper smacked him in the head with the stick.
The driver said, "Why'd you do that?!"
The trooper said, "You're in New Jersey, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."
The driver said, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The trooper ran a check on the guy's license, and he was clean. He gave the guy his license back and walked around to the passenger side and tapped on the window.
The passenger rolled his window down, and the trooper smacked him with the nightstick.
The passenger said, "What'd you do THAT for?!"
The cop said, "I'm making your wish come true."
The passenger said, "Making my wish come true?"
The cop said, "You know and I know... two miles down the road, you were gonna turn to your friend and say, "I wish that bastard would've tried that crap with me." |