Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko's to make
> tinsel is discouraged.
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> Playing Jingle Bells on a neighbor's push-button phone during a
> party is forbidden (It runs up an incredible long distance bill.)
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> Chores and charitable requests are not to be filed under "Bah, Humbug."
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> Rental cars are not to be used to go "over the river and through
> the woods to Grandma's house."
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> Endlessly singing "Frosty, the Snowman" under your breath at the
> mall will result in "no presents" this year.
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> All fruitcake is to be eaten before July 25, 2001.
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> Laced Eggnog will not be secreted in Pepsi cans.
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