A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet
>>> > > > store, looking for a unique gift for his
>>> > > > wife. The
>>> > > > manager tells him he has just what he's
>>> > > > looking for! A
>>> > > > beautiful parrot named Chet that sings
>>> > > > Christmas
>>> > > > Carols. He brings the husband over to a
>>> > > > colorful but
>>> > > > quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet
>>> > > > certainly is
>>> > > > pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much for
>>> > > > singing.
>>> > > > The manager tells him to watch, as he
>>> > > > reaches into his
>>> > > > pocket and pulls out a lighter. The pet
>>> > > > store manage
>>> > > > lights the lighter and holds it under Chet's
>>> > > > left
>>> > > > foot. Immediately Chet starts singing;
>>> > > > "Silent Night".
>>> > > > The man becomes very impressed with Chet's
>>> > > > singing
>>> > > > abilities and watches as the manager moves
>>> > > > the lighter
>>> > > > underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now
>>> > > > starts singing
>>> > > > "Jingle Bells" The man says that=A0 Chet is
>>> > > > perfect and
>>> > > > that he'll take him.
>>> > > > He rushes home to his wife, and insists upon
>>> > > > giving her this wonderful gift immediately.
>>> > > > He presents
>>> > > > Chet and starts to explain his special
>>> > > > talent.
>>> > > > Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under
>>> > > > Chet's left
>>> > > > foot and the bird sings " Silent Night "
>>> > > > again. He
>>> > > > then moves the lighter under Chet's right
>>> > > > foot and
>>> > > > again Chet lets loose with a round of=20
>>> > > > "Jingle Bells" .
>>> > > > The wife is terribly impressed, and with a
>>> > > > mischievous
>>> > > > grin, asks her husband what happens if he
>>> > > > holds the
>>> > > > lighter between Chet's legs instead.
>>> > > > Curious, the
>>> > > > husband moves the lit lighter between the
>>> > > > bird's
>>> > > > legs, and the bird begins to sing -------
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>>> > > > "Chet's Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire...
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