> PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for
> his Mother.
>
> SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.
>
> ARCHAEOLOGY:One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of
> trying to dig it up.
>
> THEATRE: "OH! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"
>
> BIOLOGY: "You just wanted to get in my genes!"
>
> PHYSICS: Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must
> come down.
>
> JOURNALISM: "Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18,
> called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."
>
> WOMEN'S STUDIES: "HE did it!"
>
> BUSINESS: Both decide that they're spending way too much money
> together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.
>
> HISTORY: Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the
> other party did in the past.
>
> GEOGRAPHY: Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each
> other.
>
> ANATOMY: "I never liked your body anyway."
>
> ECONOMICS: One party demands more than the other can supply.
>
>
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